East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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