Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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