this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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