I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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