I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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