I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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