p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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