Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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