how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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