He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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