Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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