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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up

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  haha what'd she say

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.

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  I'm a corrupt cop.

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• (925): View more from California

  Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him

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• (206): View more from Washington

  idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine

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• (940): View more from Texas

  My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.

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  Your life rocks...

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