Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
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even my farts smell like vagina
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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