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Writing my paper on freud at bar

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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children

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Smooth

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(203): Writing my paper on freud at bar (917): ?? (203): Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children (917): Smooth http://tfl.nu/hb6n

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You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?

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(917): You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower? http://tfl.nu/keh5

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(256): View more from Alabama

My hair reeks of homosexuality.

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(256): My hair reeks of homosexuality. http://tfl.nu/3s1n

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(703): View more from Virginia

Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?

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(703): Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning? http://tfl.nu/g5lh

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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.

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(503): Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter. http://tfl.nu/kpej

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(519): View more from Ontario

Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.

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(519): Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen. http://tfl.nu/rpyn

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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.

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(319): Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year. http://tfl.nu/pkn3

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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.

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(218): It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter. http://tfl.nu/rje4

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I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.

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A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.

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(250): I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not. (250): A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop. http://tfl.nu/aiao

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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.

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(941): Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila. http://tfl.nu/0941

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party

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(580): the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party http://tfl.nu/1oc7

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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!

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(903): Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!! http://tfl.nu/fyj1

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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.

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Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.

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(815): One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day. (1-815): Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar. http://tfl.nu/0cqf

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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.

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(713): I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend. http://tfl.nu/unpl

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN

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(321): In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN http://tfl.nu/dhlf

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