i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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