just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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