We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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