So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Do vagina's smell?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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