i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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