just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hell yes lets make some ravioli
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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