have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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