Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Randomize
