belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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