Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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