I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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