don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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