You're so nebulous sometimes
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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