Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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