On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It's blow job season.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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