Sponge bath it is.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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