I want to stick my p in your. b.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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