More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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