you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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