He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Randomize
