Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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