I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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