How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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