you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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