Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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