I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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