we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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