Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Randomize
