just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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