i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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