So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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