Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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