Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
And my parents said I crawled through the house
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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