Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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