Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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