I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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