haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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