U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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