she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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