maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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