just tell him i said nine months
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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