I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
drinking out of a sandbucket again
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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