turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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