I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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