hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Boobs speak an international language.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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