let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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